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Breaking news! The public is demanding that Carol Spenser should just SHUT THE FUCK UP! She is nothing but annoying. They say that she did nothing and accomplished nothing when she was a council member and now she knows it all. (sarcastically) Thanks for uniting the town after Graetz's dividing lawsuit.

Breaking news! Military helicopter lands at HSB airport. Allegedly it was ICE looking for Michelle Graetz.

Breaking news! Michelle Graetz has started a new business just outside the city limits called The Dripping Snatch. Fine soaps and candies and questionably authentic antiques are on the table. It is said that the soaps are scented with drippings wrung out from used underwear.

Breaking news! David Dwarf DelFuckio was pick-pocketed recently. We don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

Kay Holland (not her real name) has reached the age (apparently around 95) that she requires a seatbelt to keep her seated while eating.

She has exhibited episodes of delusion and grandeur and probably needs to be considered unreliable and dangerous to society. (look at what she married)

Real identity known.

Demons of HSB

To the group of disrespectful and hateful people who populate The Original LiHSB, Izard County & Horseshoe Uncensored, The voice of people of Horseshoe, the fake Truth Bomb clown show and the multitude of pages branched out from them and all the fake anonymous postings and profiles - We know who you are, we know what you are, we know what you want, we know what you are trying to accomplish. You are not credible, you are not trusted, you are not liked. Most of the good people of Horseshoe Bend are not on your bandwagon, don't want to hear your drivel and don't want to hear you tearing down our town. We think of you as a bunch of yipping little ankle biting lap dogs that bark at anything that moves.

Public Service Announcement! It would be prudent to avoid placing any trust in Kenneth L. Holland. Not even with something as trivial as a used piece of bubble gum. Keep in mind, he reportedly has a background as a police officer. Officers are trained in deception and are permitted to lie. Dishonesty and bullying seem to be ingrained in his character. If you gave him an enema, there would be nothing left of him.

Update: after someone investigated it looks like Holland lied about all that police bullshit. He probably was never in the service either and may be stealing from the government.

HSB Demons, Primordial Evils and Creators of Chaos - whatever is not their business, they will make it their business. They want to know what color car you drive, when you eat breakfast, when you go shopping, who you associate with, how big your last turd was, where you came from, how many lots you own, if you paid your taxes. The list is infinite. None of it any of their business. Diane Jean has an extensive database set up to funnel all of her busy-body information.

GrEAtzites!

He's got you all pegged. See next post.

anonymous coward strikes again

Want to see what stupid looks like? Anonymous steals a line from the Joker and Loki wants to flush out all of her friends including herself. The lack of brilliance with Greatzites is asstounding. This town will not survive them.

Diane Jean + Eric Graetz + The original lIhsb

This is what real poison looks like. Evil. Pure evil.

Izard County & Horseshoe Bend Uncensored - Is censored from the public. That's how Graetzite rolls.

Fire the mayor

Our clown mayor wonders why nobody respects him. Dumbass.

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